Handmade Wooden Impact Paddles by Phoenix 42 Creations
 
Handcrafted with care and a healthy dose of sadistic delight, these solid wood paddles are designed with impact in mind. Literally. Every side offers a different possibility, giving you options to customize the sensation to your liking.
 
One paddle, multiple ways to play:
The Flat: Bring it down broadside for a sharper, stingier smack.
The Edge: Turn it sideways for a deeper, thuddier thunk.
The Handle Prong (Long Design Only): For those who enjoy a little extra ouch in a more focused application.
 
Available in two sizes:
Long Paddle: 18" long × 2" wide
Short Paddle: 12" long × 3" wide
 
Each paddle is handmade by Phoenix 42 Creations, with thoughtful attention to its shape and impact potential. Natural wood grain means every piece has its own unique character.
 
Choose your size, explore the different sensations, and remember: with these paddles, how you swing makes all the difference.
 
Beautifully crafted. Delightfully mean.